Monster who lost it beneath the couch, and can only stare miserably now
Monster who hadn't expected their dyslexia to have THIS side effect, but they're just going to roll with it. This is who they are now.
Wait wait wait. That's not how the story is supposed to go. The monster would like a time-out.
Monster who wonders where their favourite book of yours went. What do you mean it's a "die-a-rear" and they weren't supposed to read it?
Monster who did some spring cleaning. Look, isn't the place nicely clean and empty now?
Monster who is quite sure that wasn't there before they sat down. Anyway, sorry. Was it valuable?
Monster who doesn't know if they can fly or not, but who's very excited to find out
Monster who's going to explain all the mistakes you made in trying to trap it, in great detail